For this installment of The Best Of Kitsch Christianity well take a look at some of the art that touches the soul of our Christian brothers and sisters:
Lets start with Mr. Cosmic Christ here:
I'm sorry, but what the hell is he thinking? What if he had to sneeze all of the sudden? It could cause a fucking tsunami for Christ sake!!! How irresponsible!!!
Now this is what I call functional art. It's also what I call morbid. These colorful nail impaled hands belong to our savior who's agonizing death on the cross not only saves souls, but now saves your coat too. That's right, these are coat racks. What the hell were they thinking? I mean it is a step up from just hanging a bleeding torture victim on the wall who serves no purpose other than to remind us why we are all going to hell, but Christ, this is a little tasteless even for me. Can you imagine hanging a coat on one of these? I think I would opt to hold my coat.
Holy Shit!!! This is fucking awesome! Jesus is turning his arm into that other guys arm so he can get wasted. Not only is he doing drugs, he is stealing them with his powers. Look at the agony in his face. Maybe it is his first time, but you would think after crucifixion this would be a walk in the park. Ok just kidding I know how they are doing it. The one guy is just sticking his arm through Jesus' robe. But check out the skull on the table. This guy is bad news!!!
That's it for now, but i'm sure i'll come across something soon that makes this stuff look like high art.
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